To other Tinder novices I say beware, Enter into encounters with control and care, Listen to your body especially in the presence of an exceptionally large willy, Learn your craft and don’t be silly,
Many know it to be a game of snake and ladder, Earned their battle scars with an irritated bladder,
Wee begrudgingly leaves you in the form of a razor blade, Have an antibiotic with 27 litres of cranberry juice and seek some shade, You’ve paid the unspoken price of getting laid!
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P.S Always stay close to a loo to relieve the pressure and pain,
No one likes to piss themselves on a commuter train :)
Many know it to be a game of snake and ladder, Earned their battle scars with an irritated bladder,
Wee begrudgingly leaves you in the form of a razor blade, Have an antibiotic with 27 litres of cranberry juice and seek some shade, You’ve paid the unspoken price of getting laid!
?
P.S Always stay close to a loo to relieve the pressure and pain,
No one likes to piss themselves on a commuter train :)